GETTING READY
. . . for the democrats to be in town in a few weeks. If I get cornered by a bunch of rabid liberals, I've been practicing a few catch phrases that should get me out of trouble . . .
1. Every now and then, Obama opens his eyes and the world springs into existence.
2. When a tree falls in the forest, Obama hears it.
3. Obama can clap with one hand.
4. Prometheus was punished for plagiarizing Obama.
5. Obama can make a journey of a thousand miles without a single step.
6. Socks worn by Obama are used for climbing walls in Spiderman movies.
This is interesting . . . Dead man & Cyanide
. . . for the democrats to be in town in a few weeks. If I get cornered by a bunch of rabid liberals, I've been practicing a few catch phrases that should get me out of trouble . . .
1. Every now and then, Obama opens his eyes and the world springs into existence.
2. When a tree falls in the forest, Obama hears it.
3. Obama can clap with one hand.
4. Prometheus was punished for plagiarizing Obama.
5. Obama can make a journey of a thousand miles without a single step.
6. Socks worn by Obama are used for climbing walls in Spiderman movies.
This is interesting . . . Dead man & Cyanide
posted by Troy at 7:42 PM
4 Comments:
Haha...silly democrats. Good luck with the invasion!
seems like you shouldn't be able to get that much cyanide so easily if only the tiniest bit is deadly.
eww... convention! run away!
Also -- he leg-wrestled Batman -- and won!!
Maybe Obama can heal the homeless while he's here. I hear they will all be in the same cage in Denver during the convention.
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